10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.