10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe