10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson