10 Random Poker Quotes
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- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.