10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Welcome to kicker school
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.