10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-