10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.