10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "No river, no fish."
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear