10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon