10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."