10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water