10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier