10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Fold and live to fold again
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)