10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez