10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.