10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.