10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?