10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- It's Free To Fold...
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill