10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.