10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Fold and live to fold again
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."