10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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