10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.