10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones