10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson