10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...