10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."