10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "No river, no fish."
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha