10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob