10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach