10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury