10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.