10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright