10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003