10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow