10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Fook the floosh droo!