10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "All-in, bitches!!!"