10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."