10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz