10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---