10 Random Poker Quotes

• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss