10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.