10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.