10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."