10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."