10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'