10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.