10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."