10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Poker is for loners.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it