10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.