10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it